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Germany x Child!Reader - I Run More Laps!
Germany x Child!Reader - I Run More Laps!
Hullo everyone, just getting rid of my writers block so I could carry on c:
I thought of this while I was reading a fan fiction XD. The link to her page is in the description, you should watch her c:
I hate grammar/spelling errors, if you find one then please tell me.
You felt someone poke your cheek. You groaned and turned around in your bed but the poking wont stop and it doesn't look tired from poking your sleeping form.
"5 more minutes..." you groaned out.
Then he started to nudge you and whimpered. You sat up and rubbed your eyes cutely. You saw your uncle Italy by your
Child!RomanoxMama!ReaderxChild!Italy Mother's DayIt was 5:30 in the morning and two little boys were downstairs.
"I'm tired, fratello..." Feliciano whined.
"Shut up! I am too! But we have to cook something for Mom!" Lovino snapped at his younger brother.
"How about toast?" Feliciano suggested.
"No. Too simple and boring." He said.
"...Toast and cereal?"
"No! Shut up!"
"Okay..." Feliciano looked down.
"Scrambled eggs. They are easy to make." Lovino smiled. He walked across the kitchen to the fridge and opened it then looked for the eggs. He looked up, and the eggs were at the top shelf in the fridge.
"How are we going to get them?" Feliciano asked.
"I don't know..
Nobody else has to see ((Solluxxreader))“For the lath tiime [Name] II’m not wearing that thtupiid cothtume!”
“Oh come on! Please Sollux!”
“Nope! Not iin a miilliion thweepth! Etheciially iif KK thaw me iin iit, II would never hear the end of iit!”
“PLEASE!!! Just this once! Nobody else has to see!” You plead.
“GOG! Wiill you promiith two leave me the fuck alone iif II do thiith for you?!”
“Promith!” He glares at you, snatching the box in your hands and storming off to change.
Oh gog, you could not wait to see this. You’ve been begging him to put it on since you got it with no luck ‘til now.
England x Reader [CRACK]Arthur was just sitting at home relaxing from a whole week of choas. Arthur sighs and looks out the window with a small smile present on his face.
"It's such a pretty day." He takes a sip of his tea.
Arthur looks at his front door, or should I say, what was formally his door, and see Alex and (Name)
"WHAT THE BLOODY HELL!?!?!" Arthur jumps out of his chair, he was still holding his tea. Alex glares at Arthur and starts to ran at him with inhuman speed, Alex reaches Arthur and slaps the cup of tea out of his hand. Arthur gasps
"MY TEA!!!!!!!!!!" Alex pushes Arthur, he lands on the floor and can't get up.
"Oh noooo! I have fallen and
Beautiful Moment This is it.
The most glorious, anticipating moment of my life. The moment that has me dreaming in mirth since I was 6. The moment that brings excitement just at the simple thought of it. The moment that will change the revolution of the Pokémon world.
Yes. That moment is here. And I am alive and breathing to not only witness, but also to be participating in the magnificent mark of history. A giggle breathes through my mouth. A smile stretches upon my beautiful, cherry red lipstick. Both my hands clasp together, manicured fingers intertwining and locking to a tight grip.
I can feel my throat screaming. I can feel my heart jumpin
Surprise [Prussia x Male!Reader]“Kesesesesesese~”
“C-C’mon Gilbert…this isn’t fu-”
“AWESOME ASS GRAB ATTACK!”
Gilbert downed the last contents of his beer mug, wincing slightly as the large slap mark on his cheek slightly throbbed. “I don’t see vhy he was so upset. Mein awesome hands would have fondled his awesome ass that
Nekotalia!EnglandYou first spotted a Scottish-Fold cat when you looked down into the cat pen. It had these weird three bushy line things above its beautiful green eyes, almost like animals.
The cat only watched you intently, his facial expression was bored but it screamed, 'get me out of here!' You reached down and picked up the Scottish-Fold, another cat jumped up and latched onto his tail with their teeth.
The Scottish-Fold hissed in pain and glared at the culprit. It was a fluffy cat with black fluff around his neck and he had blue eyes and semi-circles under his eyes, like he was wearing glasses.
"America! Be nice to England!" Hana, the worker at the store scolded the cat. America let go of England's tail and went to go bug the Japanese Bobtail cat.
"Hana, I'd like to take England home with me, may I fill out the paperwork?" You asked your friend, who nodded gleefully. She walked over to the counter and placed a certificate that lets me own England, and another form that describes about me.
Texts [Sherlock!England x John!Male!Reader]Bring me my laptop.
Get it your bloody self!
Can’t. Working on experiment.
You’re lying on the couch!
The experiment is the couch.
-thirty minutes pass-
I need my laptop.
-five minutes pass-
…Fine. Where is it?
On my lap.
England x Reader: Bloopers ft.Pedo BearEngland x Reader [Crack]: Bloopers. Ft. Pedo bear
Warning: LOTS OF CURSING :3
Narrator: Arthur was sitting at home rela—
England: Bloody hell! This tea is making me have a major boner!
Tea: Hehehe... Sorry.
Narrator: What the......?
(Name): ....what kind of tea is this?!?!?
-Scene 1 take 2, ACTION-
Narrator: Arthur was sitting at home relaxing from a whole week of chaos.
Tea: hehehe.... I queefed....
Arthur: BLAH! Holy fucking sh—
(Name): oh the sweet smell of cinnamon
Arthur: DON'T BLOODY CUT ME OFF!!!!
(Name): I DO WHAT I WANT BIOTCH!
Alex: YOU TELL HIM GURL!
*(Name) and Alex b
Bonding Over a Meal (Naruto CharactersxReader)Bonding Over a Meal
Taking a break from your training, you folded your legs under you and rested your hands in your lap.
“Breath in,” you soothed to yourself, “and out.”
You let your (e/c) eyes fall shut. “In, and out.” You could feel your chakra building back up inside your body. While you were still only a genin, your teacher already had you traveling to the other villages in an attempt to expand your knowledge and training.
Now you were in the Village Hidden in the Leaves, training independently while your teacher was meeting up with some acquaintances.
HetaliaXChubby!Reader Ch. 1School was out for the year. Everything was just fantastic. You planned to stay home and do nothing but surf the internet while rewatching some of your favorite shows. Your parents would be away at work for most of the day, so you would have the entire house all to yourself.
“Perfect, just perfect,” You practically sang as you entered your home.
It was clean . . . a bit too clean. The realization of what was happening hit you. You moaned, dropping your backpack right by the door. Someone was coming to visit, and it wasn’t just anyone, but it was your relatives. Which one, you had no idea, but whenever one of your relatives
…your American friend Alfred.
“Hey ________! How are you doing?” he asked cheerfully, completely oblivious to the fact that you were holding a baseball bat.
You lowered the bat and set it back behind the door.
“What are you doing here Alfred?” you asked with an annoyed tone.
“I can’t just stop by to say hi to my favorite dudette?” he said, then laid eyes on your Nutella. “Woah…”
He walked into your house and picked it up. You slammed the door and ran to him to snatch your Nutella back, but he raised it up so you couldn’t reach it. You jumped and tried to climb him
DenmarkxDrunk!Reader: The Hangover “Woah, don’t you think you’ve had enough?” the red-headed Scottish bartender asks.
“It’s my 21st birthday!” you manage to slur out, “Don’t be ttttelling me when I’ve had enough! I’ll-I’ll… I’ll TELL YA when I’ve had enough!”
It was a big night for you; you had just reached the age of 21, meaning you could FINALLY legally purchase alcohol. To celebrate, you and your friends went out to a local bar. It started out alright, but sadly you were starting to get a little carried away... actually, saying you got “a little carried away” wo
Tangled Love (Poland x Reader x Switzerland)
Poland x Reader x Switzerland
“Like come on _______ I saw this totally like fab dress!” Poland called out to you. You and him had been friend for as long as you can remember. Giggling as he pulled you in to the store showing you the dress. “So like what do you think?”
“Very nice, but I thought you hated the color of blue?”
“What? Like never!” he stared wide eyed at you. Just giving a nod walking over to the gloves, seeing a black and white pair. “Hey, Feliks, what do you think of these?” you asked holding them up.
“Like totally cute!”
~Hero~ An America x Reader One Shot
"Okay! Who's up next?!" Feli chimed, holding up the karaoke mic. "Anyone?"
Every Saturday night, you and your boyfriend, Alfred, went with Feli, Kiku, and Arthur to the karaoke bar. It didn't seem to be going too well tonight since Feli and you had been the only ones so far to sing. Arthur had a few too many drinks and whenever that happened, well all he wanted to sing was love songs and that just ended with him breaking down and crying. No one had any idea why Kiku came since he rarely ever sang. Guess he just liked watching everyone else make a fool of themselves. You were just about to go again when Alfred jumped up and said "Let the hero take a shot at it!"
Everyone groaned but you. Honestly, Alfred couldn't sing if it were to save his life but you'd never tell him that. Karaoke was about having fun not staying on key. Besides, it was a change. You and Alfred had been going out for about a year and you were head over heels for the obnoxious Amer
Baby Amy 3Amy:*sleeping*
Sonic:Thanks for rescuing Amy!
Shadow:My guess is that Eggman did this.
Sonic and Silver:OF COURSE!
*looks at Amy*
Sonic and Silver:Oh yeah.
Sonic:Well I'm taking Amy with me to Angel Island.Nicole says she might of found a cure for Amy
Shadow:So you're going to use the Master Emerald?
Sonic:Only if Knuckles will let me.
Meanwhile at Eggman's base....
*????? Looks at Eggman baby machine*
?????:What are u up to now,doc?*does chaos spear on Eggman's machine*
Me:That is right!
Eggman: Retreat to Angel Island!
Me:Angel Island?I gotta stop them ! CHAOS CONTROL!
Baby Amy 2Sonic: Hey sleepyhead.
Sonic:Woke up from your nap already?Want to go to the park?
At the mobius park.....
Eggman:Looks you don't need Amy anyone!Snivey the robot claw!
Snivey:Ah course sir
??????:Sorry doc ....*takes Amy *
??????:Maybe next time!
Sonic:Shh it's okay Shadow,Silver,and I will not let anything bad happen to you.
Silver:Don't tell me it's Amy
Baby Amy 1At Amy's house.....
Amy:*sIgh'*what to do?
Amy:What is happening to me?!
Sonic: Amy are you home?
Sonic:Omg!Amy you got turned into a baby!
Sonic:Don't worry Amy I will ask the gang for help!
At the freedom fighters hq..
Sally: She's adorable. Hi little Amy!
Tails:Where did you find her at?
Bunny:Poor little sweetie.
Sonic:Don't worry Amy we will change you back.
Tails: Something smells bad
Sonic vs zombies chapter 4Silver:BA,BA ,BA,BA ,BA,BA,BA
Shadow :Shi,Shi,Shi ,Shi ,Shi
Sonic:BA, BA,BA,BA,BA ,BA ,BA
Sonic:Wait hold up guys what are we doing at Egghead's shed?
Silver:Tails told me this is is where the off switch for the robot zombies is.
Shadow:Didn't Eggman said not to go in his shed?
After sonic adventure 2......
Tails:Hey Eggman wanna play super smash bros melee with us?
Eggman:I am good.Stay out of my shed.
After Sonic Generations.....
Sonic:Hey little me wanna go see Eggman and robotnik?
Sonic:Yeah welcome to möbius fatties.
Eggman and Robotnik:Stay out of our Sheddddddddd
Sonic vs zombies chapter 3After everyone got their guns they went up to the roof
Sonic :Can zombies leap?
Amy:I don't think so.
Charmy:I GOT A GUN!
Silver:Would you stop saying that!
Emoga:When can we destroy the undead?I am so eager to?
Mighty:Hang on emoga zombies are slow.
???:Well well well .Isn't it Sonic
Jet:So you thought I would not be here do you?
Charmy:Zombie must die
So Charmy shot the zombie
Sonic decided to go look at it if it is dead
Sonic:It is a robot
Tails:That means one thing..........
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